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Welcome to The Butters


Skin, hair, mind, body, soul care. All-natural & affordable.

 

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Welcome to The Butters


Skin, hair, mind, body, soul care. All-natural & affordable.

 

 

  • All orders shipped quickly and discretely via USPS. Look for my name on your card statement and package.
  • $6 Flat Rate Shipping or Weight Dependent Option available to save you money. Pick up available in YPSILANTI, MI.
  • Taxes included in price. All major cards and PayPal Accepted.
  • Freshness & satisfaction guaranteed!
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bath & shower


Bubbly bombs. Soothing salts. Take a dip, babes. 

bath & shower


Bubbly bombs. Soothing salts. Take a dip, babes. 

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skin & lip care


Better body butters. Zit zappers. Excellent exfoliators.

skin & lip care


Better body butters. Zit zappers. Excellent exfoliators.

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hair care


Concentrated conditioners. Clarifying cleansers. Sickening stylers.

hair care


Concentrated conditioners. Clarifying cleansers. Sickening stylers.

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scents & smell goods


Handcrafted fragrances. Aromatherapy moisture. A better kind of nose candy.

scents & smell goods


Handcrafted fragrances. Aromatherapy moisture. A better kind of nose candy.

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About The Butters


Everything here is created, handmade, packaged, designed, sold and shipped by me at home. I'm a 1 man enterprise fixated on making the quality, natural, AND affordable products I always wanted but could never find in stores. Any questions or concerns let me know. 

About The Butters


Everything here is created, handmade, packaged, designed, sold and shipped by me at home. I'm a 1 man enterprise fixated on making the quality, natural, AND affordable products I always wanted but could never find in stores. Any questions or concerns let me know. 

 

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RETAIL PARTNERS


retailers who carry the butters

RETAIL PARTNERS


retailers who carry the butters

PEEPSHOW TOYS

CARRIES THE BUTTERS LUBE

PEEPSHOWTOYS.COM

support@peepshowtoys.com


SELF SERVE TOYS

CARRIES THE BUTTERS ORIGINAL LUBE

3904B CENTRAL AVE SE . ABQ . NM . 87108

Phone: 505.265.5815

E-mail: info@selfservetoys.com

HOURS: M thru Th: 10a - 7p • F & Sa: 10a - 8p • Su: 12p - 6p

 

The Smitten Kitten

CARRIES THE BUTTERS LUBE

3010 Lyndale Ave. SE

Minneapolis, MN 55408 

(612)721-6088

HOURS: MON-SAT 11AM-9PM / SUN NOON-7PM

 

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Leave a Review


Leave a review of your favorites from The Butters!

Leave a Review


Leave a review of your favorites from The Butters!

HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR PURCHASE?

It really helps me to hear your feedback about The Butters and all the other stuff I make. Every product is tuned to my personal specs. Maybe you can co-sign or shade my tastes. Either way, I'd love to hear what you have to say.

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The Butters Referral Program


Like every other affiliate or referral program, you get money for helping to promote my brand: The Butters. Although, unlike those other programs, it's my hope to actually put money in your pocket, instead of wasting your labor on fruitless shilling. 

The Butters Referral Program


Like every other affiliate or referral program, you get money for helping to promote my brand: The Butters. Although, unlike those other programs, it's my hope to actually put money in your pocket, instead of wasting your labor on fruitless shilling. 

 
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Referral Program (beta)

Money cat is here to rain on you.

Money cat is here to rain on you.

Thanks for your interest in advocating for The Butters. It's my baby and damn it, I love to see 'er grow. I also love being able to share the wealth fairly.

 

Here's how it works:

Like every other affiliate or referral program, you get money for helping to promote my brand: The Butters. Although, unlike those other programs, it's my hope to actually put money in your pocket, instead of wasting your labor on fruitless shilling. 

 

I've been working from home and hustling online for years, I know it's difficult. I tried and will continue to maintain balance, fairness, and

 

  • Coupon Code Based - you get your own and it can be shared anywhere.

  • They get 5% off to increase the chances they'll remember the code

  • You receive unlimited 12% of their total purchase price on all items including sale and clearance, etc.

  • Paid out quarterly via PayPal, no minimum. You'll always have your cash within 30 days of the end of the quarter. I'll pay the fee's up to $20 per quarter.

  • You can request a more frequent transfer, but you'll have to pay the fees. 

 

Ways to get more money:

  • Put an ad on your site with your code - $10 bonus every payout

  • Review a product on your blog with your code

  • Podcast, video mention $10 each ($30 max per month, can be approved for both).

  • Pitch me something

  • Do a giveaway, get more sales. I've always got a tub of The Butters, some soap, or a couple bath bombs to giveaway. I prefer to send things directly, but I'll give you both a tracking #.

  • Share your code on social media or in person

  • Add The Butters products to your physical or online store

 

Who's eligible:

Bloggers, vloggers, "influencers," health care pros, porn producers, beauty fans, and anyone else who likes The Butters products. I'm currently unconcerned about follower numbers and page views. I will always be concerned with the quality of your content/site and that you're matching up with the values I stand for. That simply means kind, compassionate, considerate, and fair, not just millennial liberal. So, no worries if you're conservative or controversial. Authenticity is a must. Since I sell products that deal with sexuality and health, you must also remain scientifically accurate. Visit LTASEX.com if you have questions about what I find acceptable there.

 

Benefits:

  • Money

  • Chances at free products

  • Money

  • You're dealing with me and my sweetie. You'll never be more than one email away from the person whose livelihood depends on mutual success.

  • Money

  • You'll be enabling my hermit tendencies, which is good for all of us right?

  • Also, money.

 

Disclaimer:

Right now, everything about The Butters is in flux. I'm remaining flexible to give myself the best chance of success at my highly principled and lofty goals. As such, these terms are able to change and I can cancel it at any time, but I'll give you two weeks' notice and pay out within 30 days of that. You can quit anytime. I will also remain clear with you about changes to the program. If you have any suggestion on how to make this better, let me know.

US only for now.

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The Butters Ingredients Info & FAQ


The Butters Ingredients Info & FAQ


Ingredient Uses/Benefits: 

Grade A Raw Ghanaian Golden Shea Butter

Moisturizer, anti-inflammation, stretch marks, even skin tones, SPF 6, aids skin elasticity, reduces cellulite, aids skin healing and repair, cuticle health, smells amazing 

 

 

Pure Coconut Oil

SPF 2, heals skin (eczema, psoriasis, dermatitis, acne) aids hair growth and hydration, make up remover, cleanser, antibacterial, promotes HIV viral load reduction, carrier oil, anti-fungal, aids digestion, anti-inflammatory, fatty acids, richest natural source of lauric acid, aids immunity 

 

Pure Palm Kernel Oil

Vitamin E, antioxidants, carotenoids (as in the orange stuff in carrots, but richer), linked to reduction of many diseases, SPF 15, highly nutritious, supports lower blood pressure and cholesterol if ingested, promotes immune function and fat soluble nutrients (like vitamins A, D, E) 

 

Pure Grapeseed Oil  

Polyphenols, vitamin E, flavonoids, linoleic acid (omega-6 fatty acid), anti-inflammatory, antioxidant, anti-aging, antimicrobial, supports adaptogenic activity (promotes homeostasis and lower stress), helps acne & dermatitis, reduces age spots, heals /prevents sun burn, varicose veins, rheumatoid arthritis, bruising, PMS symptoms, moisture & condition  

 

Pure Organic Aloe Vera Fillet Gel

Aids nutrient absorption, helps body aches, aids digestion and immunity, stomach acid neutralizer, soothes burns, itching and irritation; anti-bacterial, antioxidants, reduces dental plaque, helps lower blood sugar, hair moisture 

 

Pure Soybean Oil

Omega-3 fatty acid, vitamin e, promotes heart and immunity health, protects skin cell membranes, helps with sun burn & acne scarring, stimulates skin cell growth and healing, SPF 10. 

 

Extra Virgin Olive Oil

Makeup remover, helps eczema & diaper rash, skin healing, helps with dandruff, strengthen nails, soothes itching 

 

Apple Cider Vinegar

Odor neutralizer, wart remover, helps sunburn, skin cleanser, teeth whitener, promotes shiny hairy 

 

Arrowroot 

B12, folic acid, aids digestion, calcium, maintains Ph, potassium, aids heart health, holds moisture for skin to absorb, creates silky skin texture, reduces chub rub, absorbs sweat

 

Tea tree oil

Contains anti-microbials: terpenoids such as terpinen-4-ol, eucalyptol, cineole, nerolidol and viridiflorol; reduces sebum production; cures athlete's foot, bad breath, warts, corns, ringworm, ear infections, or fungal nail infection; Soothes burns, insect bites, allergic reactions, itchiness, boils, chicken pox symptoms; helps with hair growth.

 

Honey

Anti-bacterial, antioxidants, evens skin tones, conditions, softens, moisturizes; treats acne, eczema, and dermatitis. Great for anti-aging, helps keep hair folicles healthy. Nutrient rich.

 

Bentonite Clay

Bentonite clay attracts heavy metals, oils, bacteria, allergens, and irritants. Soothes dermatitis. Shown to help heal wounds, and ulcers. It reduces acidity, making the body alkaline. It can help with gut bacteria and regulating digestion. It's also scientifically proven to have "intrinsic, heat-stable antibacterial properties, which could provide an inexpensive treatment against numerous human bacterial infections."

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2413170/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9850994

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11376396


Ashiness doesn't discriminate. Get The Butters.

Custom mixes & larger quantities available 

Inquiries: GetTheButters.com or GetTheButters@gmail.com

 

PICK UP AVAILABLE IN YPSILANTI & ANN ARBOR 

+ Shipping Available using USPS Priority Flat Rate Shipping.

Catch us every Tuesday at the Ypsilanti Farmer's Market from 3-7pm. 

 

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Sample The Butters


Sample The Butters