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Welcome to The Butters


handmade hygienics without the bullsh*t.

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Welcome to The Butters


handmade hygienics without the bullsh*t.

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Scrub: Honey X Grits
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Note from Mr Butters. 

I'm working on lots of new products, packaging designs, and ways to get things to you safer. As each item is added and updated over the next few weeks, I'll add it to the top here. This is a temporary measure to make sure you see all the new stuff. I'm also working on a permanent solution. I'm still working by myself. So, I appreciate your patience and continued patronage. 

I've only been selling my wares for a few months but the support has be amazing. Thank you. I hope to continue to keep you slathered in butters for years to come! Here's to an amazing 2017.

Love & moisture, 

Jerome


Lemon Orange Blossom Bath Bomb - 2 pack
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Scar & Wound Balm - Calendula X Honey
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No. 23 | Midnight Head - Eau De Parfum
7.08
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Granny Smith Bath Bomb - 2-pack
5.07
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Beard Cream: Cocoa Butter X Tea Tree Oil
3.50
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The Butters: Lube
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No. 25 | SEVEN - Eau De Parfum
7.01
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No. 17 | Vanilla Musk - Eau De Parfum
7.06
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Cashmere Moon Bath Bomb (2 pack)
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Rose Quartz "Love" II Bath Bomb with 300+ Carat Gem Stone
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Garnet "Warmth" Bath Bomb II with 250+ carat gem, tea tree essential oil, activated charcoal
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Beeswax Candle with Wood Wick - 100% Pure, 75hr burn time
15.11

Beeswax candles are 100% natural, hypoallergenic, non-toxic, clean burning, non-drip, and will fill your house with the smell of honey and flower nectar. Plus it's quite healthy for you too.

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Toner: Honey & Lemon X Green Tea
4.00
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Liquid Soap: Coconut Oil X Olive Oil - Ultra Pure Castile
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Tattoo Balm - Calendula X Honey
4.25
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Epsom Salt (1lb)
2.01
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Darkest Night Bath Bomb
5.09
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Kel Loves Orange Soda Bath Bomb (2 pack)
5.05
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Happy Hanukkah! Bath Bomb - Chag Chanukah Sameach! חנוכה שמח
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 NEW & FEATURED

The Butters Original Moisturizer - Aloe X Shea
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The Butters Original Shampoo Cream with Avocado Oil
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The Butters Original Body Wash - concentrated, with shea, coconut, grapeseed, aloe!
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Cocoa Butter - Raw, Unrefined, Organic, Pure
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Volcanic Pumice Stone - Natural, Large
4.00

Pumice is a super porous rock. A perfect exfoliator, it's completely non-toxic, lightweight, and will leave your skin smoother than a baby's bottom. It can even be used as a shaving alternative.

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ARGAN Oil - 100% Pure, Organic
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All items developed, handmade, packed, sold, and shipped by Jerome Stuart Nichols and Robert Heliker in Ypsilanti, MI.

 

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RETAIL PARTNERS


RETAIL PARTNERS


SELF SERVE TOYS

CARRIES THE BUTTERS ORIGINAL LUBE

3904B CENTRAL AVE SE . ABQ . NM . 87108

Phone: 505.265.5815

E-mail: info@selfservetoys.com

HOURS: M thru Th: 10a - 7p • F & Sa: 10a - 8p • Su: 12p - 6p

 

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The Butters Family


THE BUTTERS Family - The crown jewel. My all-natural multi-purpose moisturizer that'll change your skin, hair, nails, GPA and credit score.

The Butters Family


THE BUTTERS Family - The crown jewel. My all-natural multi-purpose moisturizer that'll change your skin, hair, nails, GPA and credit score.

The Butters Original Moisturizer - Aloe X Shea
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Scrub: Coffee X Sea Salt
4.03

My Coffee X Sea Salt body & face scrub is my #2 seller next to The Butters Original. It's the perfect daily face scrub for those with acne, eye bags, oily skin, ingrown hairs, razor bumps, rough or thick skin. It helps to wake up your skin, increase circulation, cleanse, and moisturize. It'll also leave your skin tasting delicious and protected from bacteria due to the sea salt.

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The Butters Original Body Wash - concentrated, with shea, coconut, grapeseed, aloe!
from 4.00

New Look! The Butters Body Wash is an uber moisturizing and gentle cleanser. It's safe to use all over your body, won't dry out your hair, doesn’t taste gross, and deodorizes. Whether you're oily, dry, average, or have a cornucopia of oil levels, colors, and textures like most people, you'll have an amazing experience.

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The Butters: Lube
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The Butters: Original Scent Experiments - 4ozJar
4.75

These versions of The Butters Original 4oz jars feature new handcrafted scents! Each one is uniquely tuned to my tastes and I think you're going to love them.

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The Butters Original Shampoo Cream with Avocado Oil
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The Butters Shampoo is an uber moisturizing and gentle cleanser for hair of all kinds. It'll leave your hair with my favorite balance of moisture, shine, and definition without sacrificing real strength and manageability. Plus, now it features avocado oil at the same great price!

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Lip Balm: Bright Citrus - Shea Butter X Raw Bee's Wax with organic essential oils
2.21

My lip balm is the perfect protection from and solution for dry, cracked, chapped, or peeling lips.. This #4 Bright Citrus version features sweet orange and grapefruit essential oils with a bright lemon orange blossom and blood orange scent - it's amazing.

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Baby Powder - Lavender x Chamomile - No. 7 | Go The F*** To Sleep
4.00

Go The F*** To Sleep: Baby Powder features organic lavender essential oil and organic chamomile flowers. It's a classic aromatherapy pair that commands you get some f****** sleep or at least relax and enjoy a dry, smooth undercarriage like you've never experienced!

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Gift Sets


Gift Sets


Da Bomb Gift Set - BATH BOMBS GALORE!
20.00

DA BOMB Gift Set - A variety of unique experiences for the bath bomb lover.

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The Butters: Original Gift Set - The Crown Jewel for your Jewel
20.00

Pure, unscented (unless you want one), amazingly moisturizing. For the practical gift recipient.

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The Essentials Gift Pack
25.00

The Essentials Gift Pack - Everything you'll need to be soft, fresh, clean, and comfy year round.

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Sensual Gift Set - Made for lovers
30.00

The perfect collection for a lover or someone who just really needs to relax.

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Oils, Butters, & Waxes


Oils, Butters, & Waxes

Oils, Butters, & Waxes


Oils, Butters, & Waxes

Cocoa Butter - Raw, Unrefined, Organic, Pure
from 2.00

Cocoa butter features 3 of the healthy fatty acids: oleic acid, palmitic acid, and stearic acid. Uniquely, it features them in roughly equal parts and make up 95.7% of the fats in cocoa butter. It's amazingly rich in Omega 6, 9, & 7 and other antioxidants.

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Avocado Oil - 100% Pure
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Often compared to olive oil, avocado oil is rich with fatty acids, proteins, lecithin, beta-carotene, folate, potassium, plus vitamins K, C, B5, B6, and E. It's a nutrient heavy fat that's a great option for healthier hair, skin, and heart.

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Organic Shea Butter - Golden Raw Grade A
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100% Ghanaian Golden Raw Shea Butter Organic

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ARGAN Oil - 100% Pure, Organic
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People with oily skin and hair will find the lightness of Argan oil a great option. Everyone else, will benefit from the nutrients when mixed with other oils. It's actually one of the most powerful natural all-purpose solutions for skin, hair, scalp, and nails.

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Grapeseed Oil - Agrentenian 100% Pure Kosher
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100% Pure Grapeseed Oil

Grapeseed oil is a preferred cosmetic ingredient for controlling moisture of the skin. Light and thin, grape seed oil leaves a glossy film over skin when used as a carrier oil for essential oils in aromatherapy. It contains more linoleic acid than many other carrier oils. Grapeseed oil is also used as a lubricant for shaving and as a growth and strengthening treatment for hair.

 

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Coconut Oil - Organic Indonesian, 100% Pure, Kosher
from 3.00

100% Pure Organic Coconut Oil. No coconut smell or taste. 

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100% Pure Extra Virgin Olive Oil
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100% Pure Extra Virgin Olive Oil 

In the kitchen, olive oil is heralded for it's flavor and health benefits. Olive oil is also a makeup remover, helps eczema & diaper rash, skin healing, helps with dandruff, strengthen nails, soothes itching.

 

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The Butters Referral Program


Like every other affiliate or referral program, you get money for helping to promote my brand: The Butters. Although, unlike those other programs, it's my hope to actually put money in your pocket, instead of wasting your labor on fruitless shilling. 

The Butters Referral Program


Like every other affiliate or referral program, you get money for helping to promote my brand: The Butters. Although, unlike those other programs, it's my hope to actually put money in your pocket, instead of wasting your labor on fruitless shilling. 

 
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Referral Program (beta)

Money cat is here to rain on you.

Money cat is here to rain on you.

Thanks for your interest in advocating for The Butters. It's my baby and damn it, I love to see 'er grow. I also love being able to share the wealth fairly.

 

Here's how it works:

Like every other affiliate or referral program, you get money for helping to promote my brand: The Butters. Although, unlike those other programs, it's my hope to actually put money in your pocket, instead of wasting your labor on fruitless shilling. 

 

I've been working from home and hustling online for years, I know it's difficult. I tried and will continue to maintain balance, fairness, and

 

  • Coupon Code Based - you get your own and it can be shared anywhere.

  • They get 5% off to increase the chances they'll remember the code

  • You receive unlimited 12% of their total purchase price on all items including sale and clearance, etc.

  • Paid out quarterly via PayPal, no minimum. You'll always have your cash within 30 days of the end of the quarter. I'll pay the fee's up to $20 per quarter.

  • You can request a more frequent transfer, but you'll have to pay the fees. 

 

Ways to get more money:

  • Put an ad on your site with your code - $10 bonus every payout

  • Review a product on your blog with your code

  • Podcast, video mention $10 each ($30 max per month, can be approved for both).

  • Pitch me something

  • Do a giveaway, get more sales. I've always got a tub of The Butters, some soap, or a couple bath bombs to giveaway. I prefer to send things directly, but I'll give you both a tracking #.

  • Share your code on social media or in person

  • Add The Butters products to your physical or online store

 

Who's eligible:

Bloggers, vloggers, "influencers," health care pros, porn producers, beauty fans, and anyone else who likes The Butters products. I'm currently unconcerned about follower numbers and page views. I will always be concerned with the quality of your content/site and that you're matching up with the values I stand for. That simply means kind, compassionate, considerate, and fair, not just millennial liberal. So, no worries if you're conservative or controversial. Authenticity is a must. Since I sell products that deal with sexuality and health, you must also remain scientifically accurate. Visit LTASEX.com if you have questions about what I find acceptable there.

 

Benefits:

  • Money

  • Chances at free products

  • Money

  • You're dealing with me and my sweetie. You'll never be more than one email away from the person whose livelihood depends on mutual success.

  • Money

  • You'll be enabling my hermit tendencies, which is good for all of us right?

  • Also, money.

 

Disclaimer:

Right now, everything about The Butters is in flux. I'm remaining flexible to give myself the best chance of success at my highly principled and lofty goals. As such, these terms are able to change and I can cancel it at any time, but I'll give you two weeks' notice and pay out within 30 days of that. You can quit anytime. I will also remain clear with you about changes to the program. If you have any suggestion on how to make this better, let me know.

US only for now.

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The Butters Ingredients Info & FAQ


The Butters Ingredients Info & FAQ


Ingredient Uses/Benefits: 

Grade A Raw Ghanaian Golden Shea Butter

Moisturizer, anti-inflammation, stretch marks, even skin tones, SPF 6, aids skin elasticity, reduces cellulite, aids skin healing and repair, cuticle health, smells amazing 

 

 

Pure Coconut Oil

SPF 2, heals skin (eczema, psoriasis, dermatitis, acne) aids hair growth and hydration, make up remover, cleanser, antibacterial, promotes HIV viral load reduction, carrier oil, anti-fungal, aids digestion, anti-inflammatory, fatty acids, richest natural source of lauric acid, aids immunity 

 

Pure Palm Kernel Oil

Vitamin E, antioxidants, carotenoids (as in the orange stuff in carrots, but richer), linked to reduction of many diseases, SPF 15, highly nutritious, supports lower blood pressure and cholesterol if ingested, promotes immune function and fat soluble nutrients (like vitamins A, D, E) 

 

Pure Grapeseed Oil  

Polyphenols, vitamin E, flavonoids, linoleic acid (omega-6 fatty acid), anti-inflammatory, antioxidant, anti-aging, antimicrobial, supports adaptogenic activity (promotes homeostasis and lower stress), helps acne & dermatitis, reduces age spots, heals /prevents sun burn, varicose veins, rheumatoid arthritis, bruising, PMS symptoms, moisture & condition  

 

Pure Organic Aloe Vera Fillet Gel

Aids nutrient absorption, helps body aches, aids digestion and immunity, stomach acid neutralizer, soothes burns, itching and irritation; anti-bacterial, antioxidants, reduces dental plaque, helps lower blood sugar, hair moisture 

 

Pure Soybean Oil

Omega-3 fatty acid, vitamin e, promotes heart and immunity health, protects skin cell membranes, helps with sun burn & acne scarring, stimulates skin cell growth and healing, SPF 10. 

 

Extra Virgin Olive Oil

Makeup remover, helps eczema & diaper rash, skin healing, helps with dandruff, strengthen nails, soothes itching 

 

Apple Cider Vinegar

Odor neutralizer, wart remover, helps sunburn, skin cleanser, teeth whitener, promotes shiny hairy 

 

Arrowroot 

B12, folic acid, aids digestion, calcium, maintains Ph, potassium, aids heart health, holds moisture for skin to absorb, creates silky skin texture, reduces chub rub, absorbs sweat

 

Tea tree oil

Contains anti-microbials: terpenoids such as terpinen-4-ol, eucalyptol, cineole, nerolidol and viridiflorol; reduces sebum production; cures athlete's foot, bad breath, warts, corns, ringworm, ear infections, or fungal nail infection; Soothes burns, insect bites, allergic reactions, itchiness, boils, chicken pox symptoms; helps with hair growth.

 

Honey

Anti-bacterial, antioxidants, evens skin tones, conditions, softens, moisturizes; treats acne, eczema, and dermatitis. Great for anti-aging, helps keep hair folicles healthy. Nutrient rich.

 

Bentonite Clay

Bentonite clay attracts heavy metals, oils, bacteria, allergens, and irritants. Soothes dermatitis. Shown to help heal wounds, and ulcers. It reduces acidity, making the body alkaline. It can help with gut bacteria and regulating digestion. It's also scientifically proven to have "intrinsic, heat-stable antibacterial properties, which could provide an inexpensive treatment against numerous human bacterial infections."

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2413170/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9850994

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11376396


Ashiness doesn't discriminate. Get The Butters.

Custom mixes & larger quantities available 

Inquiries: GetTheButters.com or GetTheButters@gmail.com

 

PICK UP AVAILABLE IN YPSILANTI & ANN ARBOR 

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Catch us every Tuesday at the Ypsilanti Farmer's Market from 3-7pm.